funny joke

I found this online last night. I now have DSL at home (in Minnesota). I know they're kinda stupid but I liked them.

Computer T-shirt Slogans
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
COFFEE.EXE missing--insert cup and press any key.
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
Backups! We don' NEED no steenking backups.
E Pluribus Modem
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the Etherbunny
Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are.
My software never has bugs. It just develops undocumented features.
An error? Impossible! My modem is error-correcting.
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
<------- The information went data way.
Best file compression around--"DEL*.*" = 100% compression
A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
The definition of an upgrade: take old bugs out, put new ones in.
BREAKFAST.COM halted...cereal port not responding.
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Access denied! Nah nah na na nah nah!
Who's General Failure and why is he reading my disk??
C:\Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!
RAM disk is NOT and installation procedure.
Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
E-mail returned to sender: Insufficient voltage.
Error! Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Press any key...no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!

I had to type these all out manually since it was part of a constantly updated list and the link was to the list position, and it wouldn't let me copy.
You all sign up to Pastor Tim's Cleanlaugh e-mail now! go to www.cybersalt.org
Sandra James

Comment Reply #2

Hi.
Pheobe, thank you for your comments. I went to the elvish site (www.grey-company.org/Circle/language/phrase.htm)and I love it. I've been looking for several words and have finally found them. :)
And with Chad Allen, I've been praying for him a lot. I still love End of the Spear.
Sandra James

OK....

You Are 40% Sociopath
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Freaky Wierd: heres what they said about me.

From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream!

%$#@ Quizzes

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OOOH I am so insulted. I am not old fashioned and I am not a moralist just because I believe some things are just stupid. I am perfectly happy even with my inhibitions, and I know that I can have plenty of fun later in life if I can wait through my teen years. Sex is perfectly OK , within marriage. I do not have a guilt complex, and even if I did, it's not my parents' fault. I like my parents (at least most of the time). And I like my mental chains. If the rest of the world has a problem with my worldview, that's not my fault. . . . Ok. I'm fine now.

New E-Mail Address

Hi out there!
I have a new E-Mail address. I am really sorry, but Trickster at Smileyface dot Net is no longer out there. If anyone has sent me an email using afore-mentioned address, please re-send it to my new one. It is on my profile. Trickster at Smileyface has been down since before I started this. I kept waiting and waiting for it to work, but I have finally given up. I could log on, but it wouldn't let me view any messages or even my message list. Stupid free E-mail addresses. Anyway, I have heard good things about Yahoo! Mail so I am trying that.
Signing off,
Sandra James, seeker of working E-mail

Hello.
Just bored and decided to post.
Please reply to something so I know you stopped in.
Sandra James
Seeker of sanity and chocolate chip cookies

Comment Reply #1

This is a New Thing I started: post replies to all comments I receive.
Lorrie: in "Concerning Chad Allen", my thoughts exactly. Why don't very many other people realize that? Check out www.worldmag.com/articles/11551 for the opinion of World Magazine. And thank you for visiting my blog!